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80s Southern California Style
By Marc "Devil Dog Of The Web" Iseli / Updated Dec. 2025
Strap in, because we’re about to crank the
time machine back to the early
80s, when
a boot Marine like me got dropped
in Southern
California, three thousand miles
from home
and lightyears from common sense.
Forget
FaceTime, if you wanted to talk
to your family,
you had to bribe the payphone
with quarters
and hope the comm gods were listening.
So
you got tight with your squad
bay brothers,
all 70-plus of us packed in like
sardines
marinated in aftershave and testosterone.
What could possibly go sideways?
We’re diving
into the off-duty shenanigans
that made those
years the best kind of questionable
decisions
of my life.
If your memory banks are less
fried than
mine and you spot something I
missed, go
ahead and unload your mental
seabag. Fire
off your corrections or additions,
and I’ll
slap them in here faster than
an RF-4B max
climb.
80svmfp3@gmail.com

Long Distance Phone Calls- If your hometown were 3000 miles away and
you wanted to talk with family, you needed
to drop a quarter in the payphone and dial
0 for the operator. Tell them you wanted
to call PA. and give them the phone number.
They would dial and talk with your family
to see if they would reverse the charges.
This is how you tested your family to see
how much they really loved you.
Local Radio Stations- “The World Famous KROQ” 106.7 KROQ FM (Pasadena).
Richard Blade, one of the most recognizable
voices of KROQ’s New Wave era. Jed the Fish,
Afternoon drive host; influential in breaking
Depeche Mode, Duran Duran, The Pretenders.
Freddie Snakeskin, known for irreverent humor
and creative audio “drop ins.” Poor Man,
A staple of KROQ’s chaotic, personality?driven
style. Other stations, KMET 94.7 FM, The
Mighty Met, and KNAC 105.5 FM, Long Beach.
Local Television Stations- Only three full-power stations broadcast
from Orange County during the period MCAS
El Toro was active: KDOC-TV (Channel 56,
Independent, based in Irvine. They usually
brocasted old reruns like Kung Fu and the
Twilight Zone. KOCE-TV (Channel 50, PBS member
station, Huntington Beach, and KTBN-TV (Channel
40, Trinity Broadcasting Network, Santa Ana.
Most of us had rented TV's with rabbit ears
that could still pull in Los Angeles channels.
Transportation- The average cost back then for a new vehicle
was about $7,000; most of us had beaters,
and the weekends were a time for us to get
as far away from base as possible. So many
beaches, and Los Angeles was just down the
road. The average cost of gas was $1.19 per
gallon. For that time was considered high
due to inflation and the gas shortage of
the late 70s. Every car you could imagine
was on the road. Datsun 280ZX, Chevette,
VW Rabbit, Toyota Pickup 22R, and even the
Smokey and the Bandit Trans Am.
Photo Process Centers- No SD cards here. In the old days, you had
to rely on photo centers, which offered one-hour
processing. The two big names were Fotomat
and Fox Photo, which would cost you $4.99
for 12 exposures and $7.99 for 24 exposures.
It was always a crap shot whether the pictures
you took would come out OK. It didn't matter
you ended up paying for the bad ones, too.
When I got my first SLR and loaded the film,
I shut the door and clicked the lever several
times. I took what I thought would be some
of the best shots on the Midawy, and when
I opened the door, I found that the film
never advanced.
The Paper Trail- Let me take you back to typewriters, carbine
paper, and paper folder SRBs with everyone's
SSN plastered all over for all to see. Unheard
of in today's world. I did not have a credit
card back then. Did anyone else have a card?
How they were used was another deal. You
would give it to the clerk, and they would
put it into the Credit Card Imprinter "Knuckle-Buster".
Several sheets of paper, one carbon. You
signed and got a copy, and the other was
given to the clerk.
Time To Grub- Outside of chow hall meals most of us would
eat fast food. A burger, fries, and a Coke
would cost you about $3. McDonald's Big Mac
costs $1.35. A can of soda costs between
30 and 50 cents. I had the best of both worlds
living in the NCO barracks with four-man
rooms. All my roommates were renting off
base, and I had the room to myself. The money
I saved on rent went towards a toaster oven.
I would drive out the back gate to the off-base
living grocery store, buy food, and come
back and cook it in my room. Food of choice,
TV dinners cost $1.50.
Pay Day- As a Corporal, you would earn about $540
to $676 per month in base pay before taxes,
depending on years of service, and you were
paid twice a month. All branches use the
same pay schedule now as they did in the
1980s, the 1st and the 15th of each month.
That does not sound like very much in today's
world, but when we deployed on Det-C in 1981,
we had very little we had to pay for. I put
all my money in the savings, and when we
returned to El Toro, I bought my first car.
The Big Screen- Although VHS movie rentals took off in the
early 80s, most people still loved watching
movies on the big screen. Especially since
there were so many great movies that were
released in the 80s that did not make it
to VHS until way after the movie stopped
showing. Movie tickets cost about $3, and
most States still had drive-in theaters.
Two of my plane captain cohorts and I went
to the Highway 39 Drive-In, just a 20-minute
drive from the base in Anaheim. Can not remember
what was playing, but it finally closed in
1997 and became a weekend flea market, as
most of them did.
Party Time- On Fridays, we would launch out the birds
for weekend hops and Sgt. Tim Francis would
throw a cookout with burgers, hot dogs, and
beer at the ballpark, and we would get up
a team and play some baseball. A 12-pack
of beer was $3.59 burgar meat was $1.82 a
pound, and around $1.72 for a pack of hot
dogs.
Miscellaneous Stuff- Postal stamps cost .15 cents. We had no
GPS; we had to use those damned road maps
that you could never refold originally. Phone
books with everyone's name and addresses
listed are posted in every phone booth. Pack
of cigarettes average 63 cents to $1.00.
Hotel rooms mid-range $20 to $40 a night.
Bottom line, even though California prices
were a little higher than most of the country.
It was still a great time to be stationed
in Southern California in the early 80s compared
to what is happening today.
Hop, Skip And A Jump - The most visited place daily would be El
Toro Rd. Just out the back gate, jump on
Trabuco Rd, and you are there; no need to
get on I-5. Everything you could ever need
was on this road: fast food, gas, banks,
and Malls. The Saddleback Valley Plaza was
the main mall. Some of my favorite eateries
were the Sizzler Steak House, I can not believe
it is still in the same location to this
day, The Golden Bun, and several fast-food
joints that we never had back home. Jack
In The Box and Carl's Jr.
Alright, you glorious Rat Phixers and Phlyers,
if we ever survived a TAD, a Det, or a BOHICA,
who haven't, and you didn’t think I was the
biggest gaff off in the squadron. Got a sea
story, or some grainy photos your ex didn’t
set on fire, and they’re only slightly illegal?
Send ‘em by email, snail mail, or safety
wire it to a carrier pigeon. I collect ‘em
all, just nothing that would incriminate
me.
80svmfp3@gmail.com

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