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VMFP-3 1975-2025
By Marc E. Iseli / Updated Dec. 2025
2025: the year we racked up more candles
than a fire marshal would allow, 250 Marine
Corps birthdays, and, for those keeping score,
the 50th anniversary of commissioning of
VMFP-3 getting unleashed on the unsuspecting
world. As a bonus, I graduated high school
that same year VMFP-3 was learning to walk,
so clearly history was being made all over
the place.
July 1, 1975: VMFP-3 officially gets its
marching orders, and the Corps decides to
cram all its recce Gyrenes into one squadron
at El Toro. Before that, Recon was scattered
across a bunch of VMCJ outfits, each with
its own flavor of chaos. But the brass figured,
why not put all the SNAFU under one roof
and slap a new patch on it? Thus, the VMCJ
alphabet soup got retired, and VMFP-3 was
born, streamlining intelligence and FUBAR
in one fell swoop.
VMFP-3 got exclusive rights to the RF-4B
Phantom II, the recce bird built for speed,
not for fighting. Our job? Snap pictures,
dodge SAMs, and make sure the Fleet Marine
Force bosses had all the glossy black-and-white
photos they could ever want. We were so busy,
you’d think we were giving away free beer
in WestPac. Detachments were always hopping
onto Navy carriers like the Midway and Constellation,
pretending to play nice with the squids while
keeping an eye on anything that moved (or
looked like it might).
Back in the late 70s and early 80s, the RF-4Bs
got dragged through a never-ending parade
of SURE upgrades, because nothing says 'cutting
edge' like safety-wiring new sensors onto
a jet older than most of the crew. The SLAR
and infrared gizmos got shinier, but the
Phantom was still the 'Eyes of the Corps,'
just with more buttons to break. Since we
were flying unarmed, our motto was 'Alone,
Unarmed, and Unafraid', which really meant
'too stubborn to know better.' Pilots, RIOs,
and ground pounders all wore that badge with
pride (and maybe a little bit of terror).
At its rowdiest, VMFP-3 was the biggest recce
FUBAR in the entire DoD tent. If you needed
hurry up photos of Soviet ships or proof
that someone bombed the right outhouse, we
were your guys. Fifteen years of controlled
chaos later, the squadron got the axe in
1990, right as the Corps decided robots and
shiny new Hornets could do the job, minus
the sea stories and zap RF watertowers.
Marine Corps 1775-2025
By Marc E. Iseli / Updated Dec. 2025
The Marine Corps is about to hit the big
2-5-0 in 2025, which means we’ve been causing
trouble for two and a half centuries, starting
as a handful of salty marksmen perched up
in the rigging, picking off enemy sailors
and probably inventing the first unauthorized
smoke break. Fast forward to 1805: a bunch
of leathernecks decides to take a stroll
across the North African sandbox to Derna,
just to show everyone we could fight wars
and get a tan at the same time. That little
field trip kicked off the whole Mameluke
sword thing, because nothing says 'expeditionary'
like bringing home a shiny souvenir.
Somewhere along the way, the Corps traded
in its ship’s guard duty for the much more
glamorous job of storming beaches and collecting
sand in every crevice. Belleau Wood? That’s
where Marines went from 'those guys on the
boat' to 'those maniacs who won’t quit.'
By World War II, we’d turned amphibious assaults
into an art form, Guadalcanal, Iwo Jima,
you name it. We even invented the LVT, which
is basically a tank that floats, because
why not? No one else was crazy enough to
try it at that scale.
Then came helicopters and jets, and suddenly
Marines could skip the hiking and just drop
in for the party. Korea was the first time
we used choppers to leapfrog over mountains
instead of climbing them, because why suffer
more than you have to? By the 80s, we had
squadrons like our VMFP-3 flying the RF-4B
Phantom, snapping photos at Mach 2, and proving
that sometimes the deadliest weapon is a
camera wielded by a Marine flying mach II
with his hair on fire. The 'Eyes of the Corps'
made sure the brass knew what was waiting
over the next hill, or at least had a glossy
photo to guess from.
Now the Corps is reinventing itself again,
ditching the big tanks for squads that can
sneak around inside the enemy’s backyard
and still make it home for chow. We’ve got
drone swarms, cyber gizmos, and more acronyms
than a Pentagon PowerPoint. For the 250th
birthday, we’re back to our amphibious roots,
hopping islands in the Indo-Pacific and pretending
we’re not just looking for the nearest beach
bar.
After 250 years, 'First to Fight' is still
the motto, whether you’re swabbing the deck
of a schooner in 1775 or trying to keep a
jet running in 2025 with nothing but safety
wire and bad coffee.
Alright, you glorious Rat Phixers and Phlyers,
if we ever survived a TAD, a Det, or a BOHICA,
who haven't, and you didn’t think I was the
biggest gaff off in the squadron. Got a sea
story, or some grainy photos your ex didn’t
set on fire, and they’re only slightly illegal?
Send ‘em by email, snail mail, or safety
wire it to a carrier pigeon. I collect ‘em
all, just nothing that would incriminate
me.
80svmfp3@gmail.com

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