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Buy The Gunny A Coffee
By Marc "Devil Dog Of The Web" Iseli / Updated Dec. 2025
Look, I’m not about to slap my address or
phone number up here for every internet troll
and Nigerian prince to see. If you’re not
a bot or my old drill instructor, shoot me
an email, prove you’re not a Russian spammer,
and I’ll send you the top-secret coordinates.
Or just track me down on one of the social
media links below, carrier pigeon also accepted,
but only if it’s housebroken.
Alright, you glorious Rat Phixers
and Phlyers,
if we ever survived a TAD, a
Det, or a BOHICA,
who haven't, and you didn’t think
I was the
biggest gaff off in the squadron.
Got a sea
story, or some grainy photos
your ex didn’t
set on fire, and they’re only
slightly illegal?
Send ‘em by email, snail mail,
or safety
wire it to a carrier pigeon.
I collect ‘em
all, just nothing that would
incriminate
me.
80svmfp3@gmail.com

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