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Welcome Marine Veterans Of VMFP-3
By Marc "Devil Dog Of The Web" Iseli / Updated Dec. 2025
Back in the early 60s, when the Vietnam War
was still a hot mess and I was just a pint-sized
grunt-in-training, my brother and I waged
epic backyard campaigns with plastic army
men. We commandeered our mom’s curtain clips
for air support, launching rubber band strafing
runs that would make a Marine DI proud. Eventually,
we graduated to buying plastic model planes
from the neighborhood’s resident arms dealer
(aka the guy with a garage full of Revell
kits). After a few dogfights, we’d haul our
battered squadrons out back, douse them in
lighter fluid, and send them to Valhalla
in a blaze of glory. Sick puppies? Guilty
as charged, but at least we had style.
Somewhere along the line, I got hooked on
WWII documentaries, World at War was my gateway
drug. One afternoon in ‘72, I stumbled onto
Tora! Tora! Tora! on TV, and suddenly I was
obsessed with all things Pearl Harbor and
the Pacific slugfest. I started hoarding
books like a supply sergeant with a new shipment,
and even built a USS Arizona model for my
shelf (which, shockingly, survived longer
than most of my backyard air force). The
Marines in those shows looked tougher than
a two-dollar steak, and the battles always
seemed to happen somewhere warm and tropical,
basically the opposite of my East Coast icebox.
I figured I’d never see those places unless
I joined a traveling circus or the Corps.
Spoiler: I picked the one with fewer clowns,
or so I thought.
After high school, I finally escaped the
parental barracks and landed a cushy gig
for a young buck. Then one night, Baa Baa
Black Sheep hit the airwaves, a show about
a squadron of Marine misfits raising hell
in WWII. Naturally, I was glued to the set.
Hollywood, as usual, took more liberties
than a boot on weekend liberty, but with
Pappy Boyington (the real deal) advising
and Robert Conrad playing him like a barroom
brawler, it was hard not to get fired up.
Suddenly, my high school diploma felt about
as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
Then, while loitering at the mall (as one
does), I spotted the recruiter’s office and
a glossy brochure with a Marine jet getting
fueled up. I only kept the front cover, but
that back cover shot was the clincher. That
was the day I signed up for the world’s finest
gun club. The rest, as they say, is classified.
Sometimes I still can’t believe that just
a few months after signing my life away to
the Marine Corps, I was living the dream,
if your dream involves sand fleas and yelling.
After boot camp, I got shipped to MCAS El
Toro, home of the original Black Sheep squadron,
VMF-214, and their trusty A-4M Skyhawks.
Pappy Boyington was still kicking around
and would drop by now and then, though I
never got to swap war stories with him. Instead,
I found myself huffing jet fumes while refueling
RF-4Bs in the same fuel pits from that fateful
brochure. I finally got to see all those
sun-soaked California spots I’d only heard
about, plus Hawaii (checked off the USS Arizona),
Wake Island, and even Japan, once the enemy,
now just another place to get lost on liberty.
The Corps left its mark on me, and now I’m
a project manager in construction, herding
contractors instead of Marines. Life’s been
good, and the final chapter’s coming up faster
than a hot rack on a cold night.
Alright, you glorious Rat Phixers and Phlyers,
if we ever survived a TAD, a Det, or a BOHICA,
who haven't, and you didn’t think I was the
biggest gaff off in the squadron. Got a sea
story, or some grainy photos your ex didn’t
set on fire, and they’re only slightly illegal?
Send ‘em by email, snail mail, or safety
wire it to a carrier pigeon. I collect ‘em
all, just nothing that would incriminate
me.
80svmfp3@gmail.com

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