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1980s Music Artists
By Marc "Devil Dog Of The Web" Iseli / Updated Dec. 2025
Music has always been the background noise
to my questionable life choices. I’ll listen
to anything: soft, hard, easy, sleazy, country
twang, or even the kind of rap that makes
your OIC nervous. Dad strummed the guitar
and wailed on the harmonica, my brother was
a local rock star drummer (at least in his
own mind), and I tried to play the saxophone
until the neighbors started a petition. The
thing about music is, you hear a song from
back in the day and suddenly you’re time-traveling,
right back to the glory days, field days,
and the hangovers. That’s me every time a
tune from my Marine Corps days sneaks onto
the radio. Half these songs I wouldn’t pay
a nickel for, but they got burned into my
brain by sheer repetition. Strap in, devil
dogs, here are a few of the musical landmines
that followed me through the 80s.
Right before I got shipped off to Marine
Corps boot camp, "Sultans
of Swing" came on the radio in 1979. I never bought
the record, never planned to, but that song
stuck to me like chewing gum on your spit-shins.
Years later, It started popping up at work,
and suddenly I was back in the days when
my parents were still around, and I was dumb
enough to think the Corps would be a vacation.
“Love Is The
Answer”. Never bought it, but it still manages to
ambush me with nostalgia. I sort of got a
brake for three months when I found myself
being serenaded by the DI singing, "
This is my rifle this is my gun".
Rolling into A-school in Millington, Tennessee,
the Pittsburgh Pirates were actually winning
something for once, and the radio was blaring
“We Are Family " by Sister Sledge like it was the national
anthem. Every time I hear that song, I’m
instantly teleported back to those glory
days: fresh out of boot camp, barely housebroken,
and somehow trusted to wrench on multimillion-dollar
jet engines. I’d just scored my first boom box, the only piece of gear that survived every
PCS, field op, and barracks inspection. Next
thing you know, I’m hoarding cassettes like
MREs before a field exercise. The Bee Gees
snuck in there, too. Yeah, I was a closet
Bee Gees fan. Spirits Having Flown, "Too Much Heaven", don’t judge. The cassette pile grew faster
than a rack inspection fail list,
so I bought
one of those carry cases. Don’t
lie, you
had one too.
First day at MCAS El Toro, and
what’s blasting
on the radio? Earth, Wind &
Fire’s “After The Love Has Gone”
That cassette went straight into
the case,
no questions asked. 1980 rolls
around, Christopher
Cross drops “Ride Like the Wind,”
and I’m
cranking it on the boom box in
the barracks
laundry room, which, by the way,
had acoustics
that would make Carnegie Hall
jealous. 1981,
Asia’s “Heat Of The Moment” hits,
and you
know that tape joined the squad.
Vandenberg
somehow snuck in with “Burning
Heart”, don’t
ask, I blame peer pressure. Then,
in 1982,
Triumph’s “Fight the Good Fight” hit the right chords in the feels. See what
I did there? Chord, music, yeah, I’ll see
myself out. I played that cassette until
the tape was thinner than my hairline after
a few months on the carrier deck.
I had a whole arsenal of bands and songs
back then, but for some reason, these tracks
are the ones that launch me straight back
to the days when my knees worked, and my
liver hadn’t filed for early retirement.
Now that I’m older and allegedly wiser, hearing
them makes me nostalgic for a time when the
biggest problem was running out of cassette
space, not running out of Geritol. Anyone
else get hit with the feels, or am I just
a washed-up, delusional misfit? Don’t answer
that, I already know.
Alright, you glorious Rat Phixers and Phlyers,
if we ever survived a TAD, a Det, or a BOHICA,
who haven't, and you didn’t think I was the
biggest gaff off in the squadron. Got a sea
story, or some grainy photos your ex didn’t
set on fire, and they’re only slightly illegal?
Send ‘em by email, snail mail, or safety
wire it to a carrier pigeon. I collect ‘em
all, just nothing that would incriminate
me.
80svmfp3@gmail.com

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